Dump!

Stephen Jackson, please don't dump on anyone. Well, dumping on Kobe would be fine. See to us normal people, that would sound disgusting. When we hear the word dump, we think of taking a dump, dropping a deuce, dropping the Cosby kids off in the pool, whatever you want to call it. Apparently Stephen Jackson has a different interpretation of the word dump. Here's what he said in court:

"Where I'm from, 'dump' means pull out your gun and shoot."

Jax, leave the gun at home and don't stand there with the ball when you need to make a last second shot...

This whole topic makes me think about pho. Whenever I eat pho, I have to take a dump right after...not 15 minutes after, not 30 minutes, but literally right after I take the last bite. Too bad the bathrooms are never clean...

Yo, Jax! Try to make it to the arena on time tonight.

Edit @ 10:23: Action Jackson sure dumped on the Knicks tonight. (36 pts, 8 dimes, 4 triples)