So what has been on my mind since I last posted?

1. BREAKING NEWS ON ESPN: Roger Clemens has just picked his nose and ate it. I hope I'm not the only one that finds all of this Roger Clemens coverage flat out ridiculous. Who cares about Roger Clemens' minor league starts? Other than Yankees fans and fantasy owners, I think everyone else wants to see this whore fail. Yes, whore. Paraphrasing my dad, Roger Clemens is a whore...going to the highest bidder. It made more sense when my dad said it. Haha. Whatever. I hate Roger Clemens more than I hate Devin Harris, which most of you guys know is A LOT!

2. Billy Donovan. I don't care about the conflicting reports about whether or not he signed his contract. What ever happened to keeping your word? He had a press conference saying things like he was glad to be in Orlando and all that other bull shit, and then all of the sudden he wants to bail and go back to Florida? I don't think that the players that signed letters of intent to play at Florida can just change their minds like that. Well at least he's accountable, right? Ridiculous.

3. Armando Benitez. As my brother said, Benitez who? He's gone. We can all finally move on.

4. Fantasy sports. The draft room is as addicting as gambling. It gives that same adrenaline rush without the crazy highs and lows of gambling. Pocoroba, I'm going to win baseball just like I whooped on all of you in basketball. Easy money. Haha.

5. Nothing gets under my skin more than being called a bandwagon Warriors fan. Some dude comes into class celebrating the Cavs making it to the finals and then decides to call me and other Warriors fans bandwagoners. The irony of his statement is killing me. I'm a bandwagon fan? Was this guy a Cavaliers fan before they drafted Lebron fresh off a 17-win season when Illgauskas was their All Star? Give me a break! I mean, do you know any die hard Cavaliers fans from California? I guess it's just a coincidence that he is a Cavs fan now that they are in the finals.

Dinner time. Time to eat some bomb spaghetti!