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Which crowd is more pathetic?





Yes, there are actual regular season games going on in those pictures.

Speaking of sparse crowds, what is going on at Arco? Last year the Kings had the worst home attendance in the league averaging 12,571 per game, but they also had the worst record in the league. This season they're actually competitive. Oh, and they have the Rookie of the Year on the roster. Yeah, I admit it. Tyreke Evans is the Rookie of the Year. So why does Arco have the third worst attendance in the league averaging only 13,389?

Forge my signature. It's going to be worth something some day

The other day I was perusing through some of my daily eBay searches and came across some completed auctions of signed Stephen Curry jerseys that sold in the $200-$300 dollar price range. This is absolutely ridiculous considering those jerseys were knockoffs from China with the shiny numbers and everything, but also because I bought a Dwyane Wade signed authentic for only $150. I guess it makes a little bit of sense though since Curry's hype is at an all-time high.

As I looked some more, I noticed a signed jersey that looked a little off. I looked more closely and realized that the signature was fake.



I then thought to myself, you know you've made it when someone forges your signature; people don't forge the signature of a nobody. This is now one of my goals in life. That's when I've made it.